1 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:08,376 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:13,847 - nat: I think down there. - really? 3 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:16,050 I don't know. I don't remember. I haven't been here in years. 4 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,018 - this is it right here. - larry: this is it? 5 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:21,255 - yeah, here. - larry: this is mom's grave? 6 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:24,525 Larry: "Past away"? 7 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:25,926 P-a-s-t? 8 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,028 Dad, you spelled "Passed" wrong. 9 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:29,997 It's not spelled P-a-s-t. 10 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:32,766 "Passed away." P-a-s-s-e-d. 11 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,635 I know how To spell it. 12 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,470 That's $50 A letter. 13 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,539 You spelled it wrong On purpose to save $100?! 14 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:39,773 Yes, why not? 15 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,510 It has the same meaning. Everybody knows what it means. 16 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:45,613 - it's not the same meaning. - you saved $100?! 17 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,181 I would've paid for it. 18 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:49,350 - I-I-- - are you kidding? 19 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:52,220 I didn't ask you Because I didn't Want to bother you. 20 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,388 That was the whole idea. 21 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,390 Honestly, this is Not the nicest way... 22 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,991 - this is insane. - ...To honor your wife. 23 00:00:58,092 --> 00:01:00,894 Okay, I'm sorry. I gotta change this. 24 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:02,396 You got the name Of the stonemason? 25 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:05,065 Yes, I have the name Of the stonemason, yes. 26 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,935 I'm gonna spell it The right way. 27 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:10,304 And what about some Blandishments on here? 28 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:13,607 How about "Devoted wife"? Some adjectives? 29 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,609 "Beloved mother of larry" Would've been nice. 30 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:19,480 You wanted Maybe $6,000 more On the stone? 31 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:23,384 Why not just "Adele david Born, passed away"? 32 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,500 How long do we have To stay here? 33 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:46,006 - p-a-s-t past. - "Past away." 34 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:49,577 - I don't believe it. - god only knows what that Man has let go through. 35 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,679 Lucky he didn't put "Beloved moth." 36 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,114 ( all chuckle ) 37 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:56,850 Hey hey hey. Norm's here. We've got to hurry up. 38 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,887 Let's eat. Let's order. 39 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:02,423 Marty: He's the slowest golfer In the united states. 40 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,658 Let's order breakfast And beat him to the first tee. 41 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,560 - yeah, come on. - what are we having? 42 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,463 I'm gonna have Egg whites with a bagel. Quickly, please. 43 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,699 - I'll have sunny-side eggs. - just a fruit plate. 44 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:15,803 I'd like the same thing-- Egg whites with lox And well-done onions. 45 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,938 I don't want them limp. I really want them crispy. 46 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,807 Andy, andy, Do me a favor. 47 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:22,243 - you don't need To get crispy onions. - no, this is what I want. 48 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:25,078 No no, it takes A long time to get Onions well-done. 49 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:27,515 Believe me. I've ordered this before. I know exactly what I want. 50 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,850 - I know, but they Take a long time. - thank you. 51 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,919 - thank you very much. - it takes a long time. 52 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:34,255 - stop it. You don't know What you're talking about. - I do know. 53 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,923 - I make onions at home. - so I'll only eat half. 54 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:38,559 - don't worry. - you have never Played behind norm. 55 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:39,893 - hey, jim. - what's going on? 56 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,462 - how are you? - not bad. 57 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:42,863 - just in town for the day. - going back to new york? 58 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,131 Yeah, taking A red-eye tonight. 59 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:45,866 - good to see you. - good to see you. 60 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:48,135 - take care. - take care. 61 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,438 Why didn't you Introduce us? 62 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:51,939 He's from new york. You're never gonna See him again. 63 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,841 It's a courteous Thing to do. 64 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,443 - what, do you Have to know his name? - I don't have to know it. 65 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,345 He has to know your name And shake your hand? 66 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,347 It's a common courtesy When you're talking To someone. 67 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,682 It's a pointless And unnecessary Social convention... 68 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:05,319 - ( cell phone ringing ) - ...To introduce every Single person you know. 69 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:12,192 Hello? Oh, hey, dad. 70 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,262 I can't talk here. I'm in the dining room. 71 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:15,696 You shouldn't use The phone in here. 72 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:18,232 - home for dinner Tonight at 6:30. - keep it down. 73 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:20,033 Come on. Tell him you'll Call him back. 74 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,870 Great. I'll see you then. 75 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:26,173 No cell phone In dining room. Club rule. 76 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:27,308 Why you break rule? 77 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,677 Oh. I'm sorry, Mr. Takahashi. 78 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:32,280 My father had a quadruple Bypass surgery yesterday 79 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:35,182 And he needed To hear my voice. 80 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,918 You do this all time. 81 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:40,488 Last warning. 82 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,457 Sorry. 83 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,961 - who the hell is he? - mr. Takahashi. 84 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,963 - he's the owner. - of the club? 85 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,499 - yeah. - oh boy. 86 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:04,244 Will you please finish Shoveling that shit Into your face? 87 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,679 It's exactly How I wanted it done. 88 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,247 I told you those onions Were gonna take 10-15 minutes. 89 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,149 A couple of minutes Longer than you guys. 90 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,084 It wasn't a couple Of minutes. We've been Done for five. 91 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,820 All right. Let's hit it. 92 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,623 What does it matter now? What does it matter now? 93 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,891 - no, it's over. - maybe they're going To the range. 94 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,394 No, they're not Going to the range. They don't go to the range. 95 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:23,196 - thanks, gentlemen. - yeah, I got it. Don't worry. 96 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:24,965 - thanks, larr. - you're welcome. 97 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:28,569 You know what they do here? It's an 18% tip included. 98 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,671 And then they have a space For an additional tip. 99 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,706 I have to start doing math In my head now? 100 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,708 And then-- what does it Come out to? $2? 101 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,644 I'm leaving an extra $2? That makes me look cheap. 102 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:38,011 Just leave the 18% And let's go. 103 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,680 I think that's All they expect. 104 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,416 I'm not leaving any more Additional tips here. I'm protesting it. 105 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,585 I swear to you I'm gonna protest it. 106 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,420 - I don't think it's right. - jeff: I'm gonna follow Your lead. 107 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,221 - marty: it's a good protest. - this is crazy. 108 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,558 - you ready? - yeah, we're ready. 109 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,426 Let's go, let's go. Come on. 110 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,229 - thanks again, guys. - okay, thank you. 111 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,398 Have a good round. 112 00:04:57,498 --> 00:05:02,336 Whoa. Was-- was Everything all right? 113 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:04,338 - yeah, good job. - thanks. 114 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:06,540 Um, see, 'cause you Didn't leave a tip. 115 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,976 And usually when I've Provided excellent service, 116 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:10,744 My customers like To tip me. 117 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,513 Well, there is An 18% tip included. 118 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,848 Generally, I do leave An additional tip, 119 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:18,419 But you know what? I'm kind of protesting The additional tip. 120 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,621 - I don't care for it. - you're protesting. 121 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,491 Yes. Let 'em charge me 20%. Let 'em charge me 25%. 122 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:26,594 I'd rather be charged A 30% tip included 123 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:30,598 Than have to add up 18% to 20% to 25%-- Whatever. 124 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,900 It's not that much. It's 2%. 125 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,637 - it's hard to get to 2%. - you take 1%, just move The decimal place two spots. 126 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:39,039 Okay, you have a system. I don't have a system 127 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:40,508 To get to 2%. 128 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:43,210 You know, don't make me Do math at the table. 129 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:45,245 So you're protesting math. 130 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,648 I'm protesting math. Exactly. 131 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,699 - boy, this is ridiculous. - this is insane. 132 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,367 20 minutes he's looking For this ball. 133 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,637 I know. 134 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:13,073 Hey, norm, Drop a ball. 135 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,208 - huh? - you've been looking For 20 minutes. 136 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:17,778 - just drop a ball. - I haven't been looking For 20 minutes. 137 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,648 You can't hold up The whole course like this! Let us play through! 138 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:23,316 You don't play through. Out of the question! 139 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,486 It's not right! It's very inconsiderate! 140 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,555 I'm not inconsiderate! You're inconsiderate! 141 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,457 - you're inconsiderate! - no, you are! 142 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,258 - you want to do me a favor? - yeah yeah. 143 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,561 - shove it up your ass. - are you happy you had The onions?! 144 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:35,463 Huh?! Are you glad You had the onions?! 145 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,531 I can't find The goddamn ball! 146 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,967 - let's go! - don't be angry at me just 'cause you're angry at him. 147 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:43,437 - we'll come back tomorrow. - I come here to relax, To have a good time! 148 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:45,272 Crispy onions! They have to be crispy! 149 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:47,140 "I can't eat breakfast 150 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,408 Unless I have Crispy onions!" 151 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,678 - how's your wife? - fuck you, norm! 152 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:57,017 - that was a lot of fun. - yeah, what a time. 153 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,819 Hey, you! 154 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,488 Yes, you. 155 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:02,523 Did you have to Yell and scream At norm out there? 156 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,858 - did you? - yeah, I did have To yell and scream. 157 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:07,094 You guys are the slowest Foursome in the club. 158 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,529 You're very Inconsiderate. 159 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,664 He's looking for a ball For half an hour. 160 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,400 You don't yell At somebody who has High blood pressure. 161 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,302 I didn't know he has High blood pressure. 162 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,304 You know what happens When you yell at somebody With high blood pressure? 163 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:18,739 They have a heart attack And they die. 164 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:22,109 That's exactly What happened. Norm is dead. 165 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,580 That's right. 166 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,649 So you're blaming me? 167 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,651 - yes! - it's not my fault 168 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,185 That he had A heart attack. 169 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,188 - did you even know him? - I did know him somewhat. 170 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,758 - did you like him at all? - no, I thought he was A prick. 171 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,827 You know, That's interesting 172 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:42,930 Because I heard so many Stories about you when I joined this club 173 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:46,099 And I could not believe That they were all true About one human being. 174 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,636 Now I know That everything That I've heard 175 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:50,671 - is true. - what did you hear? 176 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,640 What did you hear? Tell me what you heard. 177 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,578 - what? - you're getting Quite a reputation 178 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,379 - here at the club. - what are you talking about? 179 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,915 - I didn't do anything. - look, it may have been An accident, 180 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,518 - but you're a murderer. - how dare you?! 181 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,153 No, you're not a murderer. You're not a murderer. 182 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,788 It's involuntary Manslaughter. 183 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,623 You didn't Intend to kill him, But you killed him. 184 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,759 - I didn't kill him! - I'm not pointing fingers, 185 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:12,960 But you killed him. You did! 186 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,528 Hey, let me Tell you something: 187 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,463 The minute you wanted Those crispy onions, 188 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,198 You put a gun To that guy's head. 189 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:20,500 You're right. If he hadn't ordered Those eggs that way, 190 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:24,504 You wouldn't be guilty Of involuntary manslaughter. 191 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,276 What time are we Playing tomorrow? 192 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,979 - early. Yup. - early. Yeah. 193 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,280 Early. Good idea. 194 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,251 So what's the deal with The "Seinfeld" reunion? Are they all doing it? 195 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,420 Yeah, the read-through Is next week. 196 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,656 - how about that? - yeah, that's great. 197 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:46,159 Ooh, the stonemason called And he said he'll call back. 198 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,095 I picked up the phone. 199 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,731 Oh, and while I was on the phone, I think I sold him a hat. 200 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,600 - are you kidding? - on the phone. 201 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,968 The stonemason is gonna Buy a hat from you? 202 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,437 - what kind of hat? - nat, you haven't Seen her hats? 203 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,306 Oh my gosh, Wait till you see this! 204 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,174 What she does-- She's so creative! 205 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:02,576 She astounds me. Look at this. 206 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,311 This is what I live to do. It's my passion. 207 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:07,915 Right, So how do you get to Take care of your baby? 208 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,883 I have to work. 209 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,185 Listen, kids cost A lot of money nowadays. 210 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,955 We got health insurance And school and college. 211 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,758 It's tough to live in New york. We're saving Already for college. 212 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:20,227 Okay. You know What I'm gonna do? 213 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,632 I'm gonna pay for skylar To go to college. 214 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:27,167 - oh, cut it out. - larry. 215 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,536 - what do you think of that? - are you serious? 216 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:31,772 - yeah, I'm gonna do it. - that's-- 217 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,540 I don't have any kids. I have money. 218 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,475 I'll do it. I don't want you To worry about that. 219 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,712 - by golly. Oh my god! - that's everything! 220 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,547 - that's everything. - uncle nat, look who You raised. 221 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:43,951 - yes, I'm lookin' at him. - I can't believe what You're doing. 222 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,352 I'm gonna make you A thank-you hat. 223 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,754 Don't make me A thank-you hat. 224 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,521 - it's done. - ( phone ringing ) 225 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,423 You know what would Be a great thing that You could do? 226 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,226 If you could Show it to some of Your celebrity friends, 227 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:58,065 - like jerry seinfeld. - jerry seinfeld is not Gonna wear that hat. 228 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,100 - you don't know! - yeah, I do know. 229 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,601 Or some athlete friend? 230 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,104 - hello. - hey, it's ed-- The stonemason. 231 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:07,240 Oh, hey. So I want you To do me a favor 232 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,844 - and change the inscription On my mother's stone. - okay. 233 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,846 Okay, well you know "Passed away" 234 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,482 Is written on there Spelled p-a-s-t? 235 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,050 Who was that yankee You had on "Seinfeld"? 236 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,152 - derek jeter? - he could wear one. 237 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,354 That guy sucks. 238 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,156 - who sucks? - derek jeter. 239 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,058 He's the most overrated Player in baseball. 240 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,360 - what did you say? - I can't stand derek jeter. 241 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,163 You know he's the worst Offensive shortstop in Baseball statistically? 242 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:33,300 Oh, bullshit. He's a great clutch hitter. He's a great clutch player. 243 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,068 Larry, come on back. 244 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,837 There's no way He deserves that kind Of money he's making. 245 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:40,207 Okay, you know what? Do me a favor 246 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,509 And just take care Of the stone, please? 247 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:45,212 - will do. - thank you. 248 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,082 - how great is this day? - gorgeous. 249 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,852 Where is everybody? Yesterday it was packed. Nobody's here. 250 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,687 I think it's out Of respect for norm. 251 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,990 Yeah, you know, This is the hole that norm Had the heart attack on. 252 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,591 - this is the hole? - this is the hole. 253 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,160 - wow. - yeah. 254 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,965 Oh, god damn it. 255 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,967 A good swing; You came over it. 256 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,969 - what am I doing? - you came over the top of it. 257 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,738 Right by the pond. You're right by the pond. 258 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,372 Enjoy the swans. 259 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,152 ( swan trumpeting ) 260 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,461 ( trumpeting ) 261 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:47,107 Hey! Hey! 262 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,409 Hey! Hey! 263 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,211 Hey! 264 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,888 And then I looked up And he started coming Towards me. 265 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,356 ( stammers ) He attacked me! He leapt at me! 266 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,225 - did you provoke him? - no, I didn't do anything. 267 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,895 You know this is Takahashi's pet swan. 268 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,697 This is the love Of his life. 269 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:11,865 You think I wanted To kill it? 270 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,133 I didn't want To kill a swan! 271 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,435 Well, we're gonna have To call animal control 272 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,304 - or the wildlife society Or something like that. - are you out of your mind? 273 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,807 There could be something In the food or water-- They're attacking! 274 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,574 Nobody's calling anybody. You got that? 275 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:24,177 Nobody's calling anybody. We'll get kicked Out of the club. 276 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,946 Okay. Well, I gotta Tell my wife. 277 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,848 Hey! No wives. Nobody. 278 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,382 Come on, I tell My wife everything. 279 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,085 It was something That we agreed to In our marriage vows. 280 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,054 You tell your Wife everything?! 281 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,889 She won't tell anybody, But I got to tell her. 282 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,424 - I have to tell her. - are you crazy?! 283 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:38,859 - what? - you don't tell Your wife anything! 284 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,727 My wife thinks I'm at the office. 285 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,831 The only time I tell her I'm playing golf is when I'm with another woman! 286 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,565 You got to cover Your tracks. 287 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,668 We're a foursome here. We're all in this together. No wives! 288 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,637 All right. Fine. 289 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,172 We got to bury This thing now. 290 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,174 Yeah, let's bury it. We'll bury it in the woods. 291 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,476 - andy: seriously?! - yeah. Come on, Pick it up. 292 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,812 - no, you pick it up. You killed it. - you pick it up. 293 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:02,049 Oh, this is horrible. 294 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:05,418 Oh, it's horrible. This is horrible. 295 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,640 - fruit's good. - yeah. 296 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:31,311 - delicious, isn't it? - how can you talk About the food? 297 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:35,182 I want to throw up. We should get Out of here. 298 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,985 - yes, let's get out of here. - oh, that's a wonderful idea. 299 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,219 I want to get Out of here now. 300 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,254 Let me explain something To you, moron. 301 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:44,224 Swan killers leave. 302 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,327 People who aren't Swan killers stay, 303 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,063 Have a little lunch, Enjoy themselves, 304 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,665 Socialize, Get to know the members. 305 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,634 There's nothing wrong. Get it? 306 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,603 Guess what? 307 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,906 I'm not a swan killer. Okay? 308 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:02,742 Hey, let me remind you Of something, asshole: 309 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,346 You're talking way too loud About swan killing 310 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,680 In the dining room. 311 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,716 Why is that so hard To understand? 312 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,584 How many rules are you Gonna break, okay? 313 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:15,188 You're not supposed To have your phone on. It's always ringing. 314 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,324 - you killed a swan! - keep your fucking Voice down! 315 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,859 - you killed a swan. - shut up! Shut up! 316 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,501 ( speaks spanish ) 317 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:37,877 ( yells in spanish ) 318 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,217 Why did I Order turkey? 319 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,519 I should've just had The eggs and onions. 320 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,155 I know They're good here. 321 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,523 Will you do me a favor And shut up about Your food? 322 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,192 He's right. All you're Doing is complaining About your food. 323 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,227 I told you to get the fruit. It's delicious. 324 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,063 I had fruit this morning. What am I gonna order It twice for? 325 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,697 - you can have fruit Twice in one day. - you can't. 326 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,566 You get the acid. It'll rip a hole In your stomach. 327 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,102 They have non-acidic fruit. You got papaya and mango And banana. 328 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,372 Hey, uh, What's that? 329 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,955 - what do you think that is? - I don't know, 330 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,790 But it's not what You're thinking. 331 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,626 We just buried the thing 20 minutes ago. They're Not gonna find it already. 332 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,462 Oh no. Look. 333 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,980 ( barks order ) 334 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,416 Clubhouse! 335 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,326 Now what are we gonna do? 336 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,261 It was a bird. What were you So scared of? 337 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,496 - a bird! - it was self-defense! 338 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,298 What could it have Possibly done to you? 339 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,434 - it could've killed me. - it's not a wild boar! 340 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,569 You should've seen When it leaped in the air! 341 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,172 ( all clamoring ) 342 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:15,442 Why even bury it? Why were you thinking Of burying it? 343 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,577 - ( clamoring stops ) - mr. Takahashi 344 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,047 Would like to see you all In his office now. 345 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,491 So, gentlemen. 346 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,595 You know what this is? 347 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,997 This is tee sheet. 348 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,733 It tells me who played 349 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,001 And who did not play. 350 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,870 Only one other Group played. 351 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,839 Course not crowded. 352 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,076 Respect for norm. 353 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,712 Oh. You played. 354 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,114 Why? You no respect norm? 355 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,117 - no no, of course. - absolutely. 356 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,419 Although he was A slow player. 357 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:04,257 What else you not respect? 358 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,860 Beautiful black swan? 359 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,397 ( all clamoring ) 360 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,199 We adore swans! 361 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,901 My beautiful Black swan kyoko 362 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,070 Was killed, murdered. 363 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,673 Who killed kyoko? 364 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,842 You. I don't know you. 365 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,344 - who are you? - I'm a guest here. 366 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,247 If I may say, I think the food here Is just great. 367 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,782 - I ordered some eggs with-- - you kill swan? 368 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,918 No, sir. 369 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,121 I'm from out of town. I have no reason To kill the swan. 370 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,657 You. You smart guy. 371 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,192 - thank you. - yeah. 372 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,027 - you not kill swan. - oh, no, sir. 373 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,062 But you know Who kill swan. 374 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,932 Well, I don't think-- No, I don't think I do. 375 00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:49,802 - you like club? - I love this club. 376 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,840 You tell me, Free dues. 377 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,808 No more dues. 378 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,411 - for life? - whole life. 379 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,517 - valet parking? - any time. 380 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,654 - marty: range balls? - all you want. 381 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,557 If you tell me. Tell me. 382 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:18,165 Um, no I really can't think Of who could've done it. 383 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,969 - you. - hmm. 384 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,104 - you kill swan? - no, I'd never Kill a swan. 385 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,073 - why? You stupid. - I'm not stupid. 386 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,875 Yes. You marry big-mouth wife. 387 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,943 She does have A big mouth. 388 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,045 Yes, maybe I talk To her. 389 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,947 No, don't call her. 390 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,717 I don't even bring Her around anymore Out of respect. 391 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:41,020 Oh. Larry. 392 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,691 - how are you? - I'm good. 393 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,559 Yeah? 394 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,933 - you kill kyoko? - no. 395 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,502 - yeah. - no. 396 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,480 ( cell phone ringing ) 397 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,156 I can't talk now. I'll call you back. 398 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,759 No cell phone In the clubhouse! 399 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:20,927 Last warning! 400 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,863 Now go! Go! 401 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:31,904 - hey, where you going? - oh, they're having a memorial For norm at the club. 402 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,740 - and tomorrow a funeral. - oh my god. 403 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,243 Two days in a row. This is worse than Playing behind him. 404 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,110 Anyway, I came in To thank you 405 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:41,348 For your gracious offer For putting skylar Through college. 406 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:45,017 - well, you're-- You're welcome. - thank you. 407 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,920 I mean, my wife and I Were talking about it In bed last night. 408 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,456 And you know what Cassie said to me? 409 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,292 She wants to go To cosmetology school. 410 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,861 So would you Put her through Cosmetology school? 411 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,230 ( scoffs ) 412 00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,199 - what? - this is her calling. 413 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,034 Would I put her through Cosmetology school? 414 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,503 She's great With lotions! 415 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,505 I mean, Have you ever-- What she does-- 416 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,308 Oh my god, She was born To do this. 417 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:12,312 I have to say I'm very put off by this. 418 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,146 - why? - I make this Generous offer 419 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,115 To pay for your Daughter's education 420 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,452 And now you want me To put your wife through Cosmetology school?! 421 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,120 - yeah. - all of a sudden? 422 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,189 No, I just think It's wrong. 423 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,458 It's very wrong of you To ask me that. 424 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,295 - don't you get that? - how irrational a man Can you be? 425 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,996 What's happening? You're saying no? 426 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,731 - ( stammers ) - yes, I'm saying no. 427 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,133 I just thought it Would be a gesture. It would be nice. 428 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,936 - she'd be perfect for it. - I thought I made My nice gesture 429 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,406 - with your daughter. - we don't even know if Skylar's gonna go to college. 430 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,274 I'm not saying it wasn't A beautiful gesture, 431 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,075 But who knows? She might be a drug addict. 432 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,812 I don't know What kind of people Can do something like that. 433 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,481 What kind of people-- You know what kind of People we're not? 434 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,617 We're not the kind of People that kill swans. 435 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:54,687 That's the kind of people. We don't kill swans. 436 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:00,126 We were in bed and we were-- I was talking about that-- 437 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,794 I had to tell her, larry. 438 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,631 Don't worry. She's not gonna Say anything. 439 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,700 The two of you Had better keep 440 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,102 Your goddamn traps shut About this swan. 441 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,472 - or what, larry? Are you threatening me? - yeah. 442 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,774 What are you gonna do? What will you do to me? 443 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,344 - what can you do to me? - I'll open that closet door 444 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,347 And take every one Of those hats 445 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,048 And destroy 'em. 446 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,816 The blue hat, The orange hat, 447 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,453 The one with The cockle shells, The one with the feathers, 448 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:29,889 And let's not forget The red one you're making For that asshole stonemason. 449 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,425 You stop! You will not Touch those hats! 450 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:36,128 - I will destroy them. - you will not touch my hats! 451 00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:37,497 Keep your Goddamn mouth shut! 452 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:40,232 She will! You're not gonna ruin a hat. 453 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,402 And you! How dare you say something?! 454 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,837 Larry, I'm not Gonna tell anybody. Don't worry. 455 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,613 - hey. - hey, l.D. 456 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,515 I was just saying I feel so nostalgic. 457 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,850 - I'm thinking about My mom and dad. - really? 458 00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,919 - well. - how's your dad? 459 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,721 He's good. He's good. 460 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,056 Yeah, I'm changing The headstone. 461 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,892 Great. Great. 462 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,428 By the way, I was Talking to the stonemason On the phone the other night? 463 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,963 What an asshole this guy is. 464 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,433 He butts in on a conversation That's none of his business, 465 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,935 Starts telling me How jeter's overrated. 466 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,804 What an ignorant moron. 467 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,205 - okay. - my god. 468 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:21,608 Please, give me a break. There's not one person 469 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,710 Who's ever said that Except this asshole. 470 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,012 - honestly. - I'm an asshole? 471 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,147 Who are you? 472 00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:30,617 I'm ed-- The stonemason. 473 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,685 Ah. 474 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,424 What are you doing here? 475 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:41,093 Did marty's mom's headstone And his dad's headstone. 476 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,795 I'm doing norm's headstone. 477 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,432 I hope I get to do Yours real soon, prick. 478 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,637 See you later, eddie. 479 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:52,171 Why didn't you tell me He was the stonemason? 480 00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:54,140 Oh, you wanted An introduction. 481 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,508 - is that right? - yeah. 482 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:58,277 What about your policy? No introductions. 483 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,413 I know, but there's Extenuating circumstances. 484 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:03,149 No no, you said They were a stupid Social convention. 485 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:05,151 So I'm hoisted On my own petard. 486 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:07,019 Exactly. 487 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,755 Hmm. 488 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,222 Where's jeff? 489 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:11,624 Oh, he said he was Gonna be late. 490 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,494 Look, he sent me This email. 491 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,996 Look at this. 492 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:19,599 He wants me to come clean About the swan. 493 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:22,134 - I think it's a good idea. - no, it's not a good idea. Keep your mouth shut. 494 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,570 Man: Everyone, if I could Have your attention? 495 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,137 If you'll please take Your seats, 496 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,839 We're about To get started. 497 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:31,043 Thank you all for coming. As you know, the funeral Is tomorrow, 498 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,580 But we wanted to do Something special today, 499 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,148 And that's celebrate Norm's life 500 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,417 In a special Memorial service. 501 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:41,420 And where else? The place he loved the most-- 502 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,389 His beloved club. 503 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,658 Norm loved nothing more Than coming here 504 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,927 And enjoying A leisurely game of golf. 505 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,196 ( cell phone ringing ) 506 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,542 ( ringing stops ) 507 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:11,450 Please turn off Your cell phones and pagers. 508 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:12,952 Thank you. 509 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:21,027 - sorry. - what are you Doing here? 510 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,697 - what what what? - you killed him, larry. 511 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:30,036 Oh, no. In fact, I have a theory I'd like to present to you. 512 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,804 May I tell you my theory? 513 00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:35,007 Okay. I believe This is what happened: 514 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:39,145 Norm had the heart attack On the 12th hole 515 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:40,680 Near the pond, Am I right? 516 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,048 - yeah. - okay. 517 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:47,754 I think he was attacked By the black swan. 518 00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:50,256 The swan is dead, larry. 519 00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:53,392 He's dead now. He was very much alive 520 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,094 At the time norm Had the heart attack 521 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:56,863 And at that pond With norm. 522 00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:58,865 Here, the two Of them over here. 523 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:01,534 I had nothing to do with it. I'm on my way to the Locker room. 524 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:03,870 I'm here. I'm over here. 525 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:06,105 Here's norm And the swan. 526 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,274 Here's norm. Kyoko the crazy black swan. 527 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:10,977 Norm. Heart attack. Down. That's what happened. 528 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:12,244 That's why norm died. 529 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,046 That black swan Was a menace. 530 00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:15,514 They should've put that swan Away a long time ago. 531 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:18,184 I don't know who killed That black swan, 532 00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:20,252 But whoever did it 533 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,988 Was a hero. 534 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:23,756 A hero. 535 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:32,164 Ah, mr. David, I believe this is yours. 536 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:36,368 Yeah. 537 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:39,305 That's some Blackberry you got here. This wheel is amazing. 538 00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:42,241 You can really Just scroll right Through those emails, huh? 539 00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:45,578 Yeah. 540 00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:50,316 - thanks. - it's always a pleasure Serving you, sir. 541 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:55,021 There's no doubt That he read your email About the swan killing. 542 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,089 He's gonna tell takahashi. We're screwed. 543 00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:58,991 We're all screwed, There's no doubt about it. 544 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:05,932 There's, uh-- there's An 18% gratuity included. 545 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,336 So... 546 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:13,806 - that's a shakedown. - that's a shakedown. 547 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,808 This is as clear As can be. 548 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,277 I'll take care Of this. 549 00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:31,423 All right. 550 00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:34,661 - all set? - mm-hmm. 551 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,696 Great. We'll see you. 552 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,532 Is this, uh-- 553 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,368 Is this for real? 554 00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:44,536 Oh yeah. 555 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:46,572 Yeah, that's for real. 556 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:48,574 Mr. David, Thank you so much. 557 00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:51,711 - you're welcome. - this is so generous. 558 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:54,681 And let's-- Let's keep this Between the two of us. 559 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:58,084 - no problem. - you know, like Everything else. 560 00:26:58,184 --> 00:26:59,719 Yeah. Yeah, like everything else. 561 00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:02,889 You know, like everything-- Everything else. 562 00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:05,825 Thank you again. Really. 563 00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:08,427 What a generous guy. 564 00:27:08,527 --> 00:27:11,363 I don't think he knew What the fuck you were Talking about. 565 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:18,370 He had the heart attack Right by the pond. It was the swan. 566 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,572 Think about it. It's a theory. 567 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:23,843 Anyway, it was A lovely service. I'll see you at the club. 568 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:25,678 Larry, I'd like Talk to you. 569 00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:28,047 Yes, mr. Takahashi? 570 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:30,983 I heard about your big Additional tip to waiter. 571 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:32,952 Such generosity. 572 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:37,056 You know, most people Don't give additional tip. 573 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,892 Now I know a man So generous 574 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:43,462 Could not have killed My black swan, my kyoko. 575 00:27:43,562 --> 00:27:45,431 Of course I didn't kill kyoko. 576 00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:46,733 I was trying To tell you that. 577 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,200 You forgive me? 578 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,136 Okay. 579 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:51,704 ( laughs ) 580 00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:53,005 - I'll forgive you. - thank you. 581 00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,107 Lost a little face, Didn't you? 582 00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:56,575 A little-- oh, a lot. I lost a lot of face. 583 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,711 - got your face back? - yes yes yes. 584 00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:03,149 - oh, you going to car? - actually, I'm going to see My mother's gravestone, 585 00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:06,018 But it's on the way To the parking lot. 586 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:08,487 - we walk together. - let us walk together. 587 00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:10,456 After you, sir. After you. 588 00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:13,192 I have a couple things I wanted to discuss With you actually. 589 00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:15,862 Let's get rid Of that additional tip In the dining room. 590 00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:18,064 Nobody wants to Sit and do math after They eat to figure out 591 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:19,799 - and additional tip. - no math. 592 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:22,869 Make it a 20% flat-- Make it 25%. 593 00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:24,871 - yes, 25%. - 25%. 594 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:26,505 - huh? You like that? - I love it. 595 00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:29,641 - okay, mr. Takahashi. - I like that. 596 00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:31,778 Very much! 597 00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:33,880 Last time you leave A big tip 598 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,782 It always Go to the waiter. 599 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,683 They like you So much. 600 00:28:37,784 --> 00:28:39,518 - all right, you take care. - bye bye! 601 00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:40,787 Okay. 602 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,459 ( theme music playing )